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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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