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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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