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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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