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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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