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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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