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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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