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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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