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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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