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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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