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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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