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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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