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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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