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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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