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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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