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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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