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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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