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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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