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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sparky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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