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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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