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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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