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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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