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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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