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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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