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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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