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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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