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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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