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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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