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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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