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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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