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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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