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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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