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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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