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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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