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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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