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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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