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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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