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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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