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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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