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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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