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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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