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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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