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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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