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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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