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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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