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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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