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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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