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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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