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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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