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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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