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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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