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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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