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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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