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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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