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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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