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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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