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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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