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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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