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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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