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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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