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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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