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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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